*_Wife sent text to hubby-  “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return….._*
*_She sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you,,, I have bought a bottle of BLACK DOG PREMIUM QUALITY SCOTCH for you……_*
*_He texted “OMG really   ?”_*
*_She replied – “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”_*