तेरी 👸🏻 गली का वो
कार्डियोलोजिस्ट और गब्बरसिंह मे क्या समानता है
कुछ लड़के डॉक्टरी की पढ़ाई
मेलार्ड का आदेश ध्यान से पढ़े ….
फेल होने पर पापा के बेल्ट द्वारा उधेड़ी गयी चमड़ी
कुल्हड़ में चाय
“कुल्हड़ में चाय”⚱
हिन्दी के एक महान लेखक 👨🏼👨🏼👨🏼👨🏼👨🏼🏫हमेशा मिट्टी के कुल्हड़ में चाय पीते थे।
एक बार उनके मित्र ने पूछा कि, चीनी मिट्टी का कप ☕इतना खुबसूरत, चिकना और चमकीला होता है ।
फिर भी तुम इसे छोड़ कर बेडोल , बदसूरत मिट्टी के कुल्हड़ में चाय पीते हो आखिर क्यों ?
लेखक ने बहुत सुन्दर उत्तर दिया, देखो भाई, कप जो है वह गोरी अंगरेजी मेम है… 👱🏻♀
दिनभर पता नहीं कितनों के होंठों से लगती है..
परन्तु कुल्हड़ शुद्ध भारतीय नारी है… 👩🏻
जो केवल एक की ही हो के खतम हो जाती है।
कभी कोई गलती हो जाये तो घबराने की जरूरत नही
डॉक्टर रात में टेंशन लेकर नही सोना चाहिये
वहम की दवाई और बिना नखरे की लुगाई
#भी😭 #रोयेगी हर ❤दिल भी 😭रोयेगी महफ़िल
Specially For PaniPuri Lovers
Specially For PaniPuri Lovers
THE MENU AT A PANIPUREE SHOP —VERY FUNNY READ TILL END. .
1) Pani Puri– Rs.10
2) Special Pani Puri – Rs.12
3) Very Special Pani Puri – Rs. 15.
4) Extra Special Pani Puri – Rs. 18.
5) Double Extra Special Pani Puri – Rs. 20.
6) Sunday Special Pani Puri – Rs. 25 (Sunday only).
To check each and every Pani Puri for its different taste, I started eating everyday a different one. . . . .
But soon I discovered that each and every one had the same taste of Pani Puri.
Finally one day I asked him the reason for the same taste?
💷 💵 💴
Pani Puriwala said: Pani Puri cost. . . . Rs 10
Special Pani Puri means spoons washed … 🍴
Very Special Pani Puri means spoon and plates both washed … 🍛🍴
Extra Special Pani Puri means washing hands before putting the Pani Puri in washed plates & served with washed spoons… 👏
Double Extra Special Pani Puri means clean drinking water is provided separately … 💧
Pani Puri wala now looking at my face ….
Then I asked What is Sunday Special?
Pani Puri wala said :
“Sunday … I take bath…!!” 😀😁😂😃😄😅😆😜😝
वो दिन आ रहे है
अकबर पत्नी और सूर्य में क्या समानता है
बाप ने देखा कि बेटा जीन्स का बटन टांक रहा था
Once upon a time a married couple
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known “happy going marriage”.
Editor: ” Sir. It’s amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? ”
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: “We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said “This is your first time”.
She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said “This is your second time” and continued.
When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my wife: “What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?”
She gave a silent look and said: “This is your first time!!!”
Husband: “That’s it. We are happy ever after.”