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Ek youwak gav

Posted on October 26, 2018October 11, 2023
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Ek youwak gav me stith apne sasural gaya.

Usne apni sali sahiba ko gift me perfume ki bottel di

Sali ko perfume ke bare me koi jankari nahi thi,

Usne perfume hatheli par dala aur chat liya…….!

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Husband : Yaar, Mai koi bhi kam karta hu

Posted on October 26, 2018October 12, 2023
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Husband : Yaar, Mai koi bhi kam karta hu

to meri wife bhich me aajti hai..

Friend : Yar…

Tu texi chalane ka kam karke dekh

sayad kismat sath de de…

“Try your best luck”

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Jiju: Ladkiya praye dhan hai

Posted on October 26, 2018October 11, 2023
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Jiju: Ladkiya praye dhan hai,

To ladke kya hai ?

Sali: Ek number ke chor, jinki najar

Hamesha praye dhan par hi lagi rahti hai.

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Santa Aur Banta

Posted on October 26, 2018October 12, 2023
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Santa Aur Banta dono bhai ek hi class me padhte hai.

Teacher : Santa Banta tum dono ne apne papa ke nam

alag alag kyu likha hai..

Santa : Madam, Agar ek hi likhte to aap bolti ki

Humne cheating Ki hai

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Teacher : Tumhari girlfriend

Posted on October 26, 2018October 11, 2023
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Teacher : Tumhari girlfriend aur best friend pani me dub rahe hai..

tum pahle kisse bachao ge..

Santa : Kisi ko bhi nahi !!

Teacher : Kyu ?

Santa : Wo dono pani me ek sath kar kya rahe the …..

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Santa baal

Posted on October 24, 2018October 11, 2023
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Santa baal katake aaya ….

Banta : Tumne itne chote-chote baal kyu katwaye??

Santa : Wo baat ye thi ke nai ke pass 5 rs khulle nahi the

to maine kaha ke 5 rs ke aur kaat de

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Teacher : Batao ghar me

Posted on October 24, 2018October 11, 2023
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Banta ki wife

Posted on October 24, 2018October 12, 2023
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Banta ki wife : khidki mein parda lagwa do,

Naya padosi mujhe dekhne ki kosish karta hain..

Banta : Ek baar thik se dekh lene de,

Phir woh khud hi parda lagwa lega..

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Santa : Mummy main bade hokar

Posted on October 24, 2018October 12, 2023
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Santa : Mummy main bade hokar airforce main jaunga

Aur apne ghar ke upar se plane udaunga

Mummy : Mujhe kaise pata chalega ki woh tumhara plane hain?

Santa : Main ghar par bomb gira ke jaunga

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Bank Manager

Posted on October 24, 2018October 11, 2023
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Bank Manager : Cash Khatam ho gya hai kal aana !!

Santa : Par Mujhe To aaj Hi Chahiye …

Bank manager : Dekhi aap ghussa mat ki jiye

Santi se bat kariyo..

Santa : Thik hai lao apne santi ki..

Ussi se bat karta hu

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Wife : Acha Tum jante

Posted on October 22, 2018October 11, 2023
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Wife : Acha Tum jante ho ki mai tumhe janu kyu bolti hu..

Husband : Nahi .. Mujhe Nahi pata ?

Wife : Kyu ki Janwar lamba padta hai.. Isliye janu bulati hu..

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Ladka Class ki ladki se bolta hai

Posted on October 22, 2018October 11, 2023
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Ladka Class ki ladki se bolta hai..

Ladka : Main tumhe sach mein bahut pasand karta hu…

Ladki : Meri chappal ki size pata hai na…??

Ladki : Lo karlo baat, dosti hui nahi ki, farmaish shuru

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Teacher : Batao “Monkey”

Posted on October 22, 2018October 11, 2023
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Teacher : Batao “Monkey” ko hindi me kya bolte hai …

Student : “Bandar” …

Teacher : Books se dekh ke bola na …

Student : Nahi Sir .. Maine to aap ko dekh ke bola…

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Dost : tere papa ki maut kaise hue

Posted on October 20, 2018October 11, 2023
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Dost : tere papa ki maut kaise hue…

Sardar : Kuch nahi yar..

mere papa bahut bhulakar the..

ek din soye to shaas lena hi bhul gaye…

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Sardar : yar me naya under wear ek saste

Posted on October 20, 2018October 11, 2023
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Sardar : yar me naya under wear ek saste

sabun se dhone ke karan chota ho gya..

Dost : Ek kam kar ussi sabun se tu bhi naha le..

ek dam fit ho jayega…

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Jadugar : Mai tumhari patni ko 2 tukade me bat dunga

Posted on September 17, 2018October 12, 2023
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Jadugar : Mai tumhari patni ko 2 tukade me bat dunga..

Santa : Kya kar raha hai bhai…

Ek to sambhalti nahi..

Aur tu 2 karne chala hai…

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Santa apni cycal lekar kabristan me ghus gaya

Posted on September 17, 2018October 11, 2023
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Santa apni cycal lekar kabristan me ghus gaya,

Fir wo dusari side se bahar nikla

Aur pasina pochate huye bola,

Sala ye koin sa road hai, itna seed breaker.

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College boy to 3rd class ke bacche se

Posted on August 24, 2018October 11, 2023
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College boy to 3rd class ke bacche se :

Oye chote tujhe chocolate khilaunga….apni didi ka number leaa???

3rd class ka baccha : Tujhe bear pilaunga….

yeh love letter jaa kar apni choti behan ko deaa???

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eacher (pappu se) : Tum kis ke liye college aate ho

Posted on August 24, 2018October 12, 2023
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Teacher (pappu se) : Tum kis ke liye college aate ho??

Student : Sir, vidya ke khaatir

Teacher : To ab so kyu rahe ho???

Student : Aaj vidya nahi aayi hain sir

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Aap man hi man unko chahte rah gaye

Posted on August 13, 2018October 11, 2023
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Aap man hi man unko chahte rah gaye..

Man me hi patane ka plan banate rah gaye..

Pata koi aur le gya unko..

Aap uniki shadi ke tant me kutte bhagate rah gaye !!!!

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