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Araz kiya hai

Posted on August 28, 2018October 11, 2023
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Araz kiya hai..

Ye exam ka rista bhi ajib hota hai..

Ye exam ka rista bhi ajib hota hai….

Rah jate hai sawal nazaro se dur…

Fir nazar aate haiu wahi sawal question paper me…

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Sardar ki maa : Beta tujhe car se college jane me 1 ganta lagte hai

Posted on August 24, 2018October 12, 2023
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Sardar ki maa : Beta tujhe car se college jane me 1 ganta lagte hai…

par wapish aane me 5 gante kyu lag jate hai..

Sardar : Kya Karu maa ..

Gadhi me aage jane ke 4 gear hote hai..

aur piche aane ke sirf 1 reverse gear hota hai..

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College boy to 3rd class ke bacche se

Posted on August 24, 2018October 11, 2023
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College boy to 3rd class ke bacche se :

Oye chote tujhe chocolate khilaunga….apni didi ka number leaa???

3rd class ka baccha : Tujhe bear pilaunga….

yeh love letter jaa kar apni choti behan ko deaa???

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College me 2 friend ek seminar me baithe the

Posted on August 24, 2018October 11, 2023
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College me 2 friend ek seminar me baithe the..

1st Friend : Yar Lacture itna borning hai ki

mera tasrif so gya hai..

2nd Friend : Ha pata hai … tere tesrif ki kharate ki aawaj 2 bar sunni maine

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College ke class me lacture chal raha tha

Posted on August 24, 2018October 11, 2023
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College ke class me lacture chal raha tha..

Achank hi ek bacha utha ke class se bahar jane laga..

Teacher : Kaha ja rahe ho..

Dusare bacho ne bataya… sir isse nind me chale ki bimari hai…

Teacher : To sala isse class me sone kisne diya…

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Shadi ke mandap me ladka dulahan se kahata hai

Posted on August 21, 2018October 11, 2023
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Shadi ke mandap me ladka dulahan se kahata hai :

“Mere 10 ladkiyo ke sath prem sambandh rahe hai”

Ladki : Mujhe to pahle se yakin tha..

Jab kuldali mili to character bhi milna hi tha…

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Boss : 15 din ki chutti kyu chahiye

Posted on August 21, 2018October 11, 2023
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Boss : 15 din ki chutti kyu chahiye..

Pathan : Mere cousin ki sadi hai..

Boss : cousin ki shadi me 15 din kyu chahiye..

Pathan : Kyu ki shadi mere shath hai…

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Ladke wale ladki dekhane gaye

Posted on August 21, 2018October 11, 2023
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Ladke wale ladki dekhane gaye..

Ladke ka pita : Waise to hamare ladke me koi kami nahi hai..

bas hasta hai to dat bhadhe lagte hai..

Ladki ka pita : Tension mat lijiye…

meri beti husko hasne ka moka hi nahi degi..

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Santa banta se bolta hai

Posted on August 21, 2018October 12, 2023
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Santa banta se bolta hai :

Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..

wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..

Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…

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Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

Boyfriend Girlfriend Beech pe ladh rahe the

Posted on August 20, 2018October 11, 2023
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Boyfriend Girlfriend Beech pe ladh rahe the..

Girlfriend : Kamine…

Mai tere kapde fad dungi…

Boyfriend : Dekh ab tu ladhai ladhai me Romantic bate kar rahi hai….

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Chor Police Jokes

Santa : Kal raat ko mujhe ek chor ne chaku dikha ke lut liya

Posted on August 16, 2018October 11, 2023
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Santa : Kal raat ko mujhe ek chor ne chaku dikha ke lut liya..

Banta : Par tere paas to 2-2 bandukhe hai..

Santa : Ha to maine unhe chupa li..

warna wo unhe bhi loot leta….

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Pappu police station gya

Posted on August 16, 2018October 11, 2023
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Pappu police station gya

Inspector : Kya problem hai tumhari ?

Pappu : Sir, Meri girlfriend mil nahi rahi ?

Inspector : Kab se ?

Pappu : Bachpan se sir !!!

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Chor Police Jokes

Police ke interview me pucha gya sawal

Posted on August 16, 2018October 12, 2023
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Police ke interview me pucha gya sawal :

Agar tumhe bhid ko hatana ho toh..

Tum kya karoge…

Candidate : Mai chada ikatha karna suru kar dunga waha pe…

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Chor Police Jokes

Vakil (Chor se )

Posted on August 16, 2018October 11, 2023
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Vakil (Chor se ) :

Tumne police ki jeb me jalta huwa machish kyu dala..

Chor : ye mujhe bol raha tha ki

jamanat karwani hai to pahle jeb garam karo ..

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Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

Girl : Sorry, phir se tumhe hi call lag gayi

Posted on August 14, 2018October 11, 2023
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Girl : Sorry, phir se tumhe hi call lag gayi…..

Girl Friend : Ghae me koi nahi hai jaldi aajao..

Boy : Pagal hai kya tu… Abhi to lauta hu tere ghar se.

Girl Friend : Sorry Sorry…

Fir Se Tumhe hi call lag gya …

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Girlfriend : Bahot attitude hai tum me toh

Posted on August 14, 2018October 11, 2023
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Girlfriend : Bahot attitude hai tum me toh..
Boyfriend : Attitude to bachpan se Hai mere me..
Jab me peda huwa tha
toh 1 saal maine kisi se baat nahi ki thi..

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Ladki : Bhaiya koi Valentine card hai jisme likha ho

Posted on August 14, 2018October 12, 2023
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Ladki : Bhaiya koi Valentine card hai jisme likha ho

“tum hi mere pehle aur akhiri pyar ho”

Dukaanwala : Haan, hai

Ladki : Acha to jaldi se 10 de do

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Aap man hi man unko chahte rah gaye

Posted on August 13, 2018October 11, 2023
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Aap man hi man unko chahte rah gaye..

Man me hi patane ka plan banate rah gaye..

Pata koi aur le gya unko..

Aap uniki shadi ke tant me kutte bhagate rah gaye !!!!

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Teri khamoshi ko hum na samjh sake

Posted on August 13, 2018October 12, 2023
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Teri khamoshi ko hum na samjh sake

hee admin…

Wo to bhabhi ne group me bata diya ki..

tujhe jhadu padhi hai aaj ghar me..

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Girlfriend ne payar se Admin ke shine pe

Posted on August 13, 2018October 12, 2023
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Girlfriend ne payar se Admin ke shine pe

sar rakha aur boli :

Janu Tumhara dilkitna mulayam hai..

Admin : Wo dil nahi hai pagli..

tamaku ki pudhiya hai..

khayegi..

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Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

Boy : Mere samir jaise amir nahi hu

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