Pappu police station gya

Inspector : Kya problem hai tumhari ?

Pappu : Sir, Meri girlfriend mil nahi rahi ?

Inspector : Kab se ?

Pappu : Bachpan se sir !!!

Vakil (Chor se ) :

Tumne police ki jeb me jalta huwa machish kyu dala..

Chor : ye mujhe bol raha tha ki

jamanat karwani hai to pahle jeb garam karo ..