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Sardar ki maa : Beta tujhe car se college jane me 1 ganta lagte hai

Posted on August 24, 2018October 12, 2023
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Sardar ki maa : Beta tujhe car se college jane me 1 ganta lagte hai…

par wapish aane me 5 gante kyu lag jate hai..

Sardar : Kya Karu maa ..

Gadhi me aage jane ke 4 gear hote hai..

aur piche aane ke sirf 1 reverse gear hota hai..

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College boy to 3rd class ke bacche se

Posted on August 24, 2018October 11, 2023
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College boy to 3rd class ke bacche se :

Oye chote tujhe chocolate khilaunga….apni didi ka number leaa???

3rd class ka baccha : Tujhe bear pilaunga….

yeh love letter jaa kar apni choti behan ko deaa???

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eacher (pappu se) : Tum kis ke liye college aate ho

Posted on August 24, 2018October 12, 2023
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Teacher (pappu se) : Tum kis ke liye college aate ho??

Student : Sir, vidya ke khaatir

Teacher : To ab so kyu rahe ho???

Student : Aaj vidya nahi aayi hain sir

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College me 2 friend ek seminar me baithe the

Posted on August 24, 2018October 11, 2023
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College me 2 friend ek seminar me baithe the..

1st Friend : Yar Lacture itna borning hai ki

mera tasrif so gya hai..

2nd Friend : Ha pata hai … tere tesrif ki kharate ki aawaj 2 bar sunni maine

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College ke class me lacture chal raha tha

Posted on August 24, 2018October 11, 2023
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College ke class me lacture chal raha tha..

Achank hi ek bacha utha ke class se bahar jane laga..

Teacher : Kaha ja rahe ho..

Dusare bacho ne bataya… sir isse nind me chale ki bimari hai…

Teacher : To sala isse class me sone kisne diya…

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Shadi ke mandap me ladka dulahan se kahata hai

Posted on August 21, 2018October 11, 2023
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Shadi ke mandap me ladka dulahan se kahata hai :

“Mere 10 ladkiyo ke sath prem sambandh rahe hai”

Ladki : Mujhe to pahle se yakin tha..

Jab kuldali mili to character bhi milna hi tha…

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Pappu (phone par) : Maa,khushkhabari hain

Posted on August 21, 2018October 11, 2023
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Pappu (phone par) : Maa,khushkhabari hain

Maa : Bolo beta

Pappu : Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye

Maa : Badhai ho, Ladka hua ya Ladki

Pappu : Naa ladka hua , naa ladki, maine dusri shaadi karli

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Boss : 15 din ki chutti kyu chahiye

Posted on August 21, 2018October 11, 2023
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Boss : 15 din ki chutti kyu chahiye..

Pathan : Mere cousin ki sadi hai..

Boss : cousin ki shadi me 15 din kyu chahiye..

Pathan : Kyu ki shadi mere shath hai…

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Ladke wale ladki dekhane gaye

Posted on August 21, 2018October 11, 2023
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Ladke wale ladki dekhane gaye..

Ladke ka pita : Waise to hamare ladke me koi kami nahi hai..

bas hasta hai to dat bhadhe lagte hai..

Ladki ka pita : Tension mat lijiye…

meri beti husko hasne ka moka hi nahi degi..

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Santa banta se bolta hai

Posted on August 21, 2018October 12, 2023
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Santa banta se bolta hai :

Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..

wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..

Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…

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Aap man hi man unko chahte rah gaye

Posted on August 13, 2018October 11, 2023
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Aap man hi man unko chahte rah gaye..

Man me hi patane ka plan banate rah gaye..

Pata koi aur le gya unko..

Aap uniki shadi ke tant me kutte bhagate rah gaye !!!!

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Teri khamoshi ko hum na samjh sake

Posted on August 13, 2018October 12, 2023
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Teri khamoshi ko hum na samjh sake

hee admin…

Wo to bhabhi ne group me bata diya ki..

tujhe jhadu padhi hai aaj ghar me..

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Girlfriend ne payar se Admin ke shine pe

Posted on August 13, 2018October 12, 2023
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Girlfriend ne payar se Admin ke shine pe

sar rakha aur boli :

Janu Tumhara dilkitna mulayam hai..

Admin : Wo dil nahi hai pagli..

tamaku ki pudhiya hai..

khayegi..

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Bhoot ka beta haste huwe bhoot se bola

Posted on August 13, 2018October 11, 2023
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Bhoot ka beta haste huwe bhoot se bola..

Papa hum kitne darawane hai na…

Bhoot : Kabhi ghamant nahi karte beta..

tune kabhi admin ko dekha hai…

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Hamare admin 12th class ki 3rd division ki

Posted on August 13, 2018October 11, 2023
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Hamare admin 12th class ki 3rd division ki

marksheet lautane ja rahe the…

Tabhi kisi me bataya samman lauthaya lata hai..

Apman nahi…

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Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya

Posted on March 31, 2018October 11, 2023
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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo

Posted on March 31, 2018October 11, 2023
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Pyaar na kare wo dil kis kam ka

Posted on March 31, 2018October 11, 2023
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Chinti ko haati ne chheda

Posted on March 31, 2018October 12, 2023
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Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi

Posted on March 31, 2018October 11, 2023
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Hum dua karte hain khuda se

Posted on March 30, 2018October 11, 2023
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