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College boy to 3rd class ke bacche se

Posted on August 24, 2018October 11, 2023
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College boy to 3rd class ke bacche se :

Oye chote tujhe chocolate khilaunga….apni didi ka number leaa???

3rd class ka baccha : Tujhe bear pilaunga….

yeh love letter jaa kar apni choti behan ko deaa???

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eacher (pappu se) : Tum kis ke liye college aate ho

Posted on August 24, 2018October 12, 2023
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Teacher (pappu se) : Tum kis ke liye college aate ho??

Student : Sir, vidya ke khaatir

Teacher : To ab so kyu rahe ho???

Student : Aaj vidya nahi aayi hain sir

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College me 2 friend ek seminar me baithe the

Posted on August 24, 2018October 11, 2023
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College me 2 friend ek seminar me baithe the..

1st Friend : Yar Lacture itna borning hai ki

mera tasrif so gya hai..

2nd Friend : Ha pata hai … tere tesrif ki kharate ki aawaj 2 bar sunni maine

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College ke class me lacture chal raha tha

Posted on August 24, 2018October 11, 2023
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College ke class me lacture chal raha tha..

Achank hi ek bacha utha ke class se bahar jane laga..

Teacher : Kaha ja rahe ho..

Dusare bacho ne bataya… sir isse nind me chale ki bimari hai…

Teacher : To sala isse class me sone kisne diya…

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I always thought that everything happens for a reason

Posted on August 22, 2018October 11, 2023
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I always thought that everything happens for a reason but later on I found out that sometimes reasons are not enough to explain why everything happened.

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If you give up too soon, you’ll never know

Posted on August 22, 2018October 12, 2023
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If you give up too soon, you’ll never know what you’ll be missing. DON’T STOP when you are TIRED, STOP when you are DONE.

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Never judge anyone till you’ve heard

Posted on August 22, 2018October 12, 2023
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Never judge anyone till you’ve heard the full story and found out why they do the things they do.

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Sometimes, you just have to do some stupid things

Posted on August 22, 2018October 11, 2023
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Sometimes, you just have to do some stupid things in life to find out who are the ones who will stay on and accept you..

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Pray, not to ask God for what you need

Posted on August 22, 2018October 11, 2023
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Pray, not to ask God for what you need, but to thank god for what you have. For he knows what you need and when you need it!

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Shadi ke mandap me ladka dulahan se kahata hai

Posted on August 21, 2018October 11, 2023
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Shadi ke mandap me ladka dulahan se kahata hai :

“Mere 10 ladkiyo ke sath prem sambandh rahe hai”

Ladki : Mujhe to pahle se yakin tha..

Jab kuldali mili to character bhi milna hi tha…

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Pappu (phone par) : Maa,khushkhabari hain

Posted on August 21, 2018October 11, 2023
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Pappu (phone par) : Maa,khushkhabari hain

Maa : Bolo beta

Pappu : Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye

Maa : Badhai ho, Ladka hua ya Ladki

Pappu : Naa ladka hua , naa ladki, maine dusri shaadi karli

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Boss : 15 din ki chutti kyu chahiye

Posted on August 21, 2018October 11, 2023
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Boss : 15 din ki chutti kyu chahiye..

Pathan : Mere cousin ki sadi hai..

Boss : cousin ki shadi me 15 din kyu chahiye..

Pathan : Kyu ki shadi mere shath hai…

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Ladke wale ladki dekhane gaye

Posted on August 21, 2018October 11, 2023
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Ladke wale ladki dekhane gaye..

Ladke ka pita : Waise to hamare ladke me koi kami nahi hai..

bas hasta hai to dat bhadhe lagte hai..

Ladki ka pita : Tension mat lijiye…

meri beti husko hasne ka moka hi nahi degi..

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Santa banta se bolta hai

Posted on August 21, 2018October 12, 2023
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Santa banta se bolta hai :

Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..

wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..

Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…

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Girl : Kya kar rahe ho

Posted on August 20, 2018October 12, 2023
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Girl : Kya kar rahe ho ?

Boy : Mumfali kha raha hu ….

Girl : akele alele !!

Boy : Ab 10 rupee ke mumfali me bhandara karu !!

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Boyfriend (romantic andaj me )

Posted on August 20, 2018October 11, 2023
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Boyfriend (romantic andaj me ) :

Baby dekho,

Mai tumhare balo ke liye ky laya hu !!!!

Girlfriend : So sweat janu,

Ky laye ho,

Boyfriend : Juye nikalne wali kanghi !!

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Dad : Udash kyu ho beta

Posted on August 20, 2018October 11, 2023
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Dad : Udash kyu ho beta ?

Son : Nahi bata sakta aapko ?

Dad : aapna friend samjh ke bata de ,

Son : Ab kya batau tujhe yar …teri bhabhi i-phone mang rahi hai…

De Thapad… De Thapad…

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Boyfriend Girlfriend Beech pe ladh rahe the

Posted on August 20, 2018October 11, 2023
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Boyfriend Girlfriend Beech pe ladh rahe the..

Girlfriend : Kamine…

Mai tere kapde fad dungi…

Boyfriend : Dekh ab tu ladhai ladhai me Romantic bate kar rahi hai….

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Status and Quotes

Silence is the true friend that never betrays

Posted on August 18, 2018October 11, 2023
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Silence is the true friend that never betrays.

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Self Trust is the first secret of success

Posted on August 18, 2018October 11, 2023
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Self Trust is the first secret of success.

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A person can apologize and we can forgive them

Posted on August 18, 2018October 12, 2023
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A person can apologize and we can forgive them, but sometimes we just can’t forget the pain that they put us through.

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