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गर्लफ्रेंड: मेरे पापा ने मुझे नया मोबाइल खरीद कर दिया।

Posted on October 16, 2018October 12, 2023
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गर्लफ्रेंड: मेरे पापा ने मुझे नया मोबाइल खरीद कर दिया।
boyfriend: अरे वाह, कौन सी कंपनी का??
गर्लफ्रेंड: लावारिस!!!
boyfriend: अरे अक्ल की अंधी वो लावारिस नही LAVA IRIS है।

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Good Morning Quotes

Knowing Is Not Enough

Posted on October 14, 2018October 11, 2023
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“Knowing Is Not Enough; We Must Apply. Wishing Is Not Enough; We Must Do.”

Good Morning Quotes

If You Are Working On Something

Posted on October 14, 2018October 12, 2023
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“If You Are Working On Something That You Really Care About, You Don’t Have To Be Pushed. The Vision Pulls You.”

Good Morning Quotes

People Who Are Crazy Enough

Posted on October 14, 2018October 11, 2023
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“People Who Are Crazy Enough To Think They Can Change The World, Are The Ones Who Do.”

Thought of the day

“You Learn More From Failure

Posted on October 14, 2018October 11, 2023
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“You Learn More From Failure Than From Success

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Boy : Mere samir jaise amir nahi hu

Posted on October 13, 2018October 12, 2023
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Boy : Mere samir jaise amir nahi hu,

Mere uske jaise gadhi ayr bagla nahi hai..

Par mai tumse bahut payar karta hu …

Girl : Ok ..Ok .. I love You too..Aur batao rahul ke bare me..please

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EXAM HALL

Posted on October 13, 2018October 12, 2023
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EXAM HALL
Girl : 5th ques ka ans pata hai?

Pappu : Haan, yeh wala hai dekh lo

Pappu : 9th ques ka ans pata hai?

Girl : Excuse Me, I Have a Boyfriend

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Girl Hostel me aag lag gai

Posted on October 13, 2018October 11, 2023
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Girl Hostel me aag lag gai..

Bagal ke boy hostel ke ladko ne madad kar di…

aag pe to 2 gante me hi kabu kar liya gya..

par abhi bhi ladko ko kabu karne ki koshish chal rahi hai…

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Whatsappzokes

Ladke ka girfriend se breakup ho gya

Posted on October 13, 2018October 11, 2023
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Ladke ka girfriend se breakup ho gya..

kyu ki ladki ki sadi hone wali thi..

Ladka (apane dost se) : Wo meri nahi hue to mai kisi ki nahi hone dunga..

Dost : Kyu teri ho jati to kya sabki hone deta..

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Postman ne door bell bajayi

Posted on October 12, 2018October 12, 2023
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Postman ne door bell bajayi..

Pappu muh mein cigrette aur hath mein
Beer ki bottle lekar bahar aaya…

Postman : Beta, papa ghar mein hai???

Pappu : Saale mujhe dekh kar lagta hai ki papa ghar pe honge

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Whatsappzokes

Teacher ne pappu se class me bola

Posted on October 12, 2018October 12, 2023
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Teacher ne pappu se class me bola ..

Teacher : Tum bade murkh ho balak,

main tumhari umar mein achi tarha kitaab padh leti thi

Pappu :Mam aapko acha master mil gaya hoga?

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Whatsappzokes

Pappu ne bus stop par khadi ek ladki ko aankh maari

Posted on October 12, 2018October 11, 2023
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Pappu ne bus stop par khadi ek ladki ko aankh maari

Ladki : Main aisi-waisi ladki nahi hu

Pappu : Woh to thik hai,

Magar check karna farz banta hai

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Nurse : Aapko 3 bacche hue hai

Posted on October 11, 2018October 12, 2023
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Nurse : Aapko 3 bacche hue hai

Pappu : yeh to hona hi tha, filmein hi aisi dekhti thi ,

Dhoom3, Golmaal 3, Raaz 3, Murder 3, Krrish 3

Nurse : Acha hua Dilli 6 mahi dekhi

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Pappu Ladki Dekhne Gya

Posted on October 11, 2018October 11, 2023
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Pappu Ladki Dekhne Gya

Pappu : Bahu Garmi Ho rahi hai..

Ladki Ka Baap : Beta Sarab pite ho..

Pappu : Wo bad me piuga..

Abhi colod drink mangwa digiye

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Teacher : Pappu batao ki taj kaha hai

Posted on October 11, 2018October 11, 2023
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Teacher : Pappu batao ki taj kaha hai ?

Pappu : Mumbai me !!

Teacher : Aree Murakh.. Taj to agra hai…itna bhi nahi pata..

Pappu : Toh aapko bolana chahiye na…hotel ya maqbara ?

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Teacher pappu se

Posted on October 11, 2018October 12, 2023
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Teacher pappu se : Aayat aur Niryat ka ek acha sa example batao,

Pappu : Sonia aur Sania…

Teacher : Aapke charan kaha hai hey bhagwan

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Pappu(Doctor se): Mai ek mahine se roj 100 rs ki dawa

Posted on October 10, 2018October 12, 2023
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Pappu(Doctor se): Mai ek mahine se roj 100 rs ki dawa kha raha hu,

Par koi fayda nahi ho raha hai.

Doctor: Koi bat nahi kal se mai tumhe 80 rs ki dawa dunga,

Aur tumhe 20 rupee ka fayda hoga.

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Class ki madam ne kaha

Posted on October 10, 2018October 11, 2023
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Class ki madam ne kaha :

“Kal subah jaldi aajana

mai kal suraj pe lacture lungi”

Pappu : Mai kal nahi aauga !!!

Madam : Kyu ?

Pappu : Meri mummy itni dur nahi jane degi !!!